Thursday, February 5, 2009

Royalty


Top 10 Reasons Kids Should Rule the Universe
  1. They are absolutely unassailed by doubt.  When asked who was going to win the game, Zander replied "I am."
  2. They make up their own rules.  Look at the bottom of the board and note the almost three full rows.  This, according to Zander, is multiple iterations of the word 'Neutron.'
  3. They have the luck.  Zander got both blank tiles.
  4. They know what's important.  Zander always lets his mother win.
  5. They are willing to look at the world from a different perspective...and someone is always available to help.
  6. Their toys are more fun than ours.  Who wouldn't love a cute little handknit beret! And don't send me any comments about the hat being for a newborn and the dog belonging to Tess.  Work with me here.
  7. Their clothes are more fun too.

  8. Everything is simple.  "I want it," pretty much sums it up.  Of course, now that I think about it, there are a lot of adults who embrace this one.
  9. They have a tax plan.  Every time you go out, they want you to bring back a treat.
  10. And the last (and most important) reason kids should rule the universe....They already do.